There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I punch you in the nose and note how long it takes you to recover, then you punch me in the nose and note how long it takes for me to recover, whomever recovers quicker wins the egg." The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman held the heaviest object he could find, took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and punched him as hard as he could in the nose. The Englishman fell to the ground and was howling in agony and holding his nose for thirty minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to punch you." The Scotsman said, "Keep the lousy egg."
Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he asked. The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every politician in the world will receive double what you asked for." "Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied Akpors. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari," he said. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every politician in the world has two Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?" "I'd love a billion dollars," replied Akpors. POOF! One billion dollars appeared at his feet. "Now, every politician in the world has two billion dollars," said the genie. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my billion," replied Akpors. "What is your final wish?" asked the genie. Akpors thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
A mad Akpos man was standing on the 3rd Mainland bridge and was shouting "44! 44!! 44!!!" And people gradually gathered and they started watching... You know 9ja sabi look well well. A guy came and asked one of the people watching,"what is that mad man saying"? The man replied, I don't know! The inquisitive guy went ahead to ask the mad man what does"44" mean? As soon as he got close to the mad man Akpos, the madman picked him up and threw him into the ocean and started screaming 45! 45!! 45!!. Omo come see Race.