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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either ! |
Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ? Pupil: How did you know ? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"! |
Great news; teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that ? It's snowing outside ! |